I Am The Transparent Man
Double Fakeout for Fake Criterion’s contest. 

Double Fakeout for Fake Criterion’s contest. 

Double Threat, indeed.

Double Threat, indeed.

Fake Criterion for The Thomas Crown Affair(1968)

Fake Criterion for The Thomas Crown Affair(1968)

Shaun Of The Dead Fake Criterion. You’re welcome, America.

Shaun Of The Dead Fake Criterion. You’re welcome, America.

Fake Death Proof Criterion. 

Fake Death Proof Criterion. 

Finally jumped on the Fight Club fake Criterion bandwagon. I’ve seen a lot of these, but I hope y’all can dig my version, too.

Finally jumped on the Fight Club fake Criterion bandwagon. I’ve seen a lot of these, but I hope y’all can dig my version, too.

Here’s my entry in the Year One contest over @FakeCriterions. I’m pretty much going for the “so absurd it’s totally awesome” angle. Hopefully the judges agree.

Here’s my entry in the Year One contest over @FakeCriterions. I’m pretty much going for the “so absurd it’s totally awesome” angle. Hopefully the judges agree.

I submitted a fake criterion of Gremlins to Fake Criterions for their “Faked from the Dead” feature and have been a little taken aback that they haven’t reblogged it yet. Not that I’m bitter, but I have *Netflix on my side on this one, FC….just sayin’…. ;)

*I crumpled up the tearaway cover of my most recent Netflix rental and saw Gremlins as I did it… so, one scan later, I prove my correctness is assuming Gremlins is a Horror Classic from the 80’s.

I submitted a fake criterion of Gremlins to Fake Criterions for their “Faked from the Dead” feature and have been a little taken aback that they haven’t reblogged it yet. Not that I’m bitter, but I have *Netflix on my side on this one, FC….just sayin’…. ;)

*I crumpled up the tearaway cover of my most recent Netflix rental and saw Gremlins as I did it… so, one scan later, I prove my correctness is assuming Gremlins is a Horror Classic from the 80’s.